Friday, December 25, 2009


Why do we press harder on a remote control
when we know the batteries are getting weak?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds"
when they know there is not enough?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billions stars,
but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks
when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "s" in the world "lisp"?
How is someone with alisp going to say "I have a lisp?"

Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you
use the bubbles are always white?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will have materialused?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum
cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you careless fool?"

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

~ Think, think, think...
~ nothing to do...(-_-)

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